What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:22

Dr No
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.